Fake Pockets: A How To
dude. this comic was made for me.
WHY DIDN’T THEY INCLUDE THIS SCENE IN THE MOVIE
THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE
steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife
It’s been ten minutes why am I still laughing
"the future is so scary"
My favorite line in Harry Potter.
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
you and me
Headcanon: Like Salazar, Rowena also had a hidden chamber. Though instead of a monster hers held her favorite books, scrolls thought to be long lost, extensive notes on various topics, even a small section of children books for Helena. It was her own person library, a place where she could read for hours and go undisturbed.
Here are three elements we often see in town names:
If a town ends in “-by”, it was originally a farmstead or a small village where some of the Viking invaders settled. The first part of the name sometimes referred to the person who owned the farm - Grimsby was “Grim’s village”. Derby was “a village where deer were found”. The word “by” still means “town” in Danish.
If a town ends in “-ing”, it tells us about the people who lived there. Reading means “The people of Reada”, in other words “Reada’s family or tribe”. We don’t know who Reada was, but his name means “red one”, so he probably had red hair.
If a town ends in “-caster” or “-chester”, it was originally a Roman fort or town. The word comes from a Latin words “castra”, meaning a camp or fortification. The first part of the name is usually the name of the locality where the fort was built. So Lancaster, for example, is “the Roman fort on the River Lune”.
Baffling Balloon Behavior
Not only does Destin have one of the best YouTube channels on this fair planet, but he is also a wizard.
Just kidding, he just has an eye for science in everyday life. In the latest Smarter Every Day, Destin and his two adorable assistants make a helium-filled balloon do something very, very strange inside their accelerating minivan. So strange, in fact, that you might feel like his family car is a secret portal to a land where physics is broken.
Here’s an idea: After Destin shows you the trick, pause the video for a few minutes and see if you can figure out what’s going on. Then, if you don’t understand or agree with his explanation, head on over to Reddit to continue the discussion!
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read